...destroy mother nature?

This is rather sad.

Special thanks to Veronica Lau, DDK!
For the photographs,

Each time driving down from Alor Star to Ipoh, I'll always feel disturbed at how men could and can destroy mother nature so easily.

Take a look at these pictures,

As I come closer, I see this...

It takes millions of years to form just these hills of limestone.
How can we?? Do such a thing??
We bleed this planet, drill holes into it, stuff dynamites.

Boom it goes...rocks scattering and flying onto the ground.
The hills never to be seen again.

We humans are to be blamed, but without all these we can't see progress.
That is what everyone says, but can't we do it in moderation?


Without this happening, I won't be able to drive on the North-South Highway.
We won't have marble floors.
No marble tables.
No feng shui thingy that rolls the good 'qi' into your homes.
No stones for cement mixing.
No this, no that.
The list goes on.

What can I do?
What can you do?
What do you want to do about it?

My dear friends,
The pictures that I've just shown you is only 2 of out the 38 quarries that are still in operation around Ipoh.
Only 3-4 are visible as you travel along the North-South Highway, between Ipoh and Tapah.

Here is an Old Indian Proverb.
Treat the earth well:
We did not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrowed it from our Children.


As I leave this place and make my come back.
I know,

In years to come, I will never see this hill again.

Upon reaching my destination,

I thought it would be good to get some rest and fresh air.
Opened the door,

Took some fresh...ugh...crap

Well, I know we spoiled the earth but you didn't have to spoil the air.

GOSH!

Dengki betul the muka!

treat your psycho girlfriend..

Ever been in that relationship that you want to get out of.. but your girlfriend is a total psycho? Stalking you.. controlling who you meet and what you do? This is how to treat your psycho girlfriend...

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.”
This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls
are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If
she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then
when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “**** you” and grab the other
girl’s ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you’re
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick.” Women love those
special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold…and not by giving her your jacket,
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say
“if you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now, you’re going to be
bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she’ll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all
night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. Guys always find stuff like that funny…why shouldn’t girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10
minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes
home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings
or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This
way, she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order, interrupt
and say “no, she’s not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls
love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on
it (but not a sexy cologne smell…a bad smell. You know what I’m talking
about).

21. When it’s raining, keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say
“no, it’s just the rain.” Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at
her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don’t get her anything. Teach her that
material objects arent important. The only thing that’s important is
that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she
can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just
whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know
she’s coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the
present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one
that much, but guys think it’s funny.

26. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will
make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you’re
going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Don’t
call

introduce yourself to people..

So you're in a social situation that you need to give your name out so people get to know who you are. You are wanting to Introduce yourself.

Introduce - cause to come to know personally; "permit me to acquaint you with my son"; "introduce the new neighbors to the community"

First thing to remember... is this :)
Yes.. thats right.. smile



Smiling increases trust between two beings and its one of the most recognized facial expression. It eases tensions and uncertainty between two or more people. Of course.. be sincere.. if you look like a rapist clown its better to just...


die

Another thing one should remember is to keep eye contact.. this shows confidence which will always help in social situations.


Keep your eye on the intended contactee. Do not stare! Thats bad.. and its even worse if you are staring at their.. br---aaiinns... (for guy meets girl situations)


this is what happens when anime comes to life! ZOMG

next step.. extend hand.. this is known as a handshake..

A handshake is a short ritual in which two people grasp their right or left hands, often accompanied by a brief shake of the grasped hands.

The next but most important step.. is verbal communication.
Go along of the lines of..

Hi, my name is ___(insert name here)___. Nice to meet you.

And continue with small talk..

chitchat: light informal conversation for social occasions

And there we go.. :) Enjoi.
(ps: this post is just my introduction to the respected readers of this blog)

...heal when you're hurt by a friend.

*Warning, super Emo post....





We've all been hurt... Very hurt....

Very Very hurt......

Here are a few examples of how we've/can be hurt:

1) Physically.


*Ouch! That! has got to hurt....
I think they used a baseball bat or something..




2) Intellectually.


*Note: Functional Shift.
(Perhaps the intellectual damage might actually do some good)


3) Emotionally. (When your friend poops in his pants)


Words hurt the most.... So don't poop in your pants!




I'm sure most of us have been hurt....

And it hurts more when we're hurt by someone we trust and care about....



So what do we do when we are hurt?

The following are some popular (but negative) choices:

1)Take Drugs..


*Oh Crap! Elmo Looks so stoned...
And the kid looks damm.... happy.. (Sicko!)





2)Plastic Surgery

Before.......................................After...........................


*Note: Removing his nose and Dyeing his fur blue turned Elmo into one of the 7 deadly sins..

Cookie Monster....

Of course, you would need the monay get a nose Job..






3)Suicide

*The stupidest solution la...

It's sad to see the extent people would go to deal with how they feel...

Normally when a friend hurts us, we turn to other friends..

but when there's no one there...

We are left alone...

and eventually turn Emo (not elmo) when we don't deal with it positively.

So here are a few examples of how we can deal with the pain (Positively):

1)Dancing

*Nothing like dancing to get rid of em blues...
Whoopeeeee... nuts bananas doink!



2) Singing / Play music


*For those who can't play any musical instrument, you can do what Elmo does (hit someone on the head when they're wearing a lid of a trash can... That'll work just as well...)




3) Praying

*Note: That's St.Elmo
(I just thought it's cool that there's a saint named Elmo)



4) Writing... Writing out how you feel Helps....


*Write your heart out... it's good...
then throw away the paper when you're done..


5) Crying helps


*Cry Bitch! Cry! That's what you get for being a BITCH!
Hahah.. it's Britney Bitch!



6) Do something healthy.... There's so many...
(I can't think of any right now)


*Like Eating veggies...
(or whatever that makes you feel good)


7) Exercise (what about sexercise?)


*Endorphins are good painkillers/pleasure inducing.


8) Listening to music

*Nothing like a good song to get you going...


9) Talk to your Dog (or if you have a fish or an object, that'll do)


*And on our left is you can see a rocket taking off to outer space..
Oh Crap it just hit the moon!
OMG! The Moon just split into two!
This is massive shit wei!
(And all that happened just after I got hurt by my friend...)




Well, if you still want to be friends with that someone...

Here are a few things you can do....

1) Find some alone time with your friend.

*But don't talk about building a house!
(*does the Jeremy WTF face that Dave likes)



2)Tell him/her how you feel. (in this case, hurt)


*Not this kinda hurt! This'll get you nothing but...an Election
(*note: Chinese speaking can't pronounce "R", they read "R" as "L"..)
Election....

This kind....


*That's more like it...



3)Normally your friend will respond by saying stuff like..
he was just joking/didn't mean it...

Like this....


*Bloody baffoon...

4)Say to your friend.. Sincerely...
That doesn't matter if it was a joke or not... It still hurt...
(Bloody Baffoon!)


Hopefully the two of you will reconcile...
and your friend learns not to use negative humor again..
Especially on you...






but if talking to your friend doesn't work... Then perhaps he/she is not worth being your friend...


*So sad to lose friends la...




For all you know, if you don't deal with it the hurt properly.. you might end up like...

This....

*ok.. maybe that's an exaggeration


or.... Self Concealed/Non-Trusting




So....... Heal...... Properly... because.....

"Sometimes time doesn't heal,
No Not at all,
Just stand still,
While we fall,
In or out of Love again I know
I'm gonna win you back
When you've got eyes like that...
(Elmo's freaky eyes)
You won't let me in...."
-Jack Johnson, If I had Eyes (like Elmo)

*I made up the Elmo part... Hellooo!

and again... Elmo is NOT an animal....

...to create two moons?

First,

You get a rocket.

Then,

Shoot it towards the moon.

Thus,

You get two moons.

TIME CHANGE! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Two moons meaning two main ruling parties. Then everyone will be careful with what they say and do!

Time to make a difference. Enough of your kopitiam talks.

Time to put WORDS into ACTIONS!

Cross this,
and you'll get this
Undilah barisan nasional..nanti dulu.

Students? No right to be involved with politics? Think again, you do have a brain.
Who will be living in this country at the end of the day? Who will be leading the country?

WE ARE THE STRONGHOLD AND THE PILLAR FOR FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY!

I'm inviting you to think. Look around, see, open your eyes.

Don't believe what you get from the papers. The only section you can ever believe is the sports section.

Every vote counts. Make a change.