...heal when you're hurt by a friend.

*Warning, super Emo post....





We've all been hurt... Very hurt....

Very Very hurt......

Here are a few examples of how we've/can be hurt:

1) Physically.


*Ouch! That! has got to hurt....
I think they used a baseball bat or something..




2) Intellectually.


*Note: Functional Shift.
(Perhaps the intellectual damage might actually do some good)


3) Emotionally. (When your friend poops in his pants)


Words hurt the most.... So don't poop in your pants!




I'm sure most of us have been hurt....

And it hurts more when we're hurt by someone we trust and care about....



So what do we do when we are hurt?

The following are some popular (but negative) choices:

1)Take Drugs..


*Oh Crap! Elmo Looks so stoned...
And the kid looks damm.... happy.. (Sicko!)





2)Plastic Surgery

Before.......................................After...........................


*Note: Removing his nose and Dyeing his fur blue turned Elmo into one of the 7 deadly sins..

Cookie Monster....

Of course, you would need the monay get a nose Job..






3)Suicide

*The stupidest solution la...

It's sad to see the extent people would go to deal with how they feel...

Normally when a friend hurts us, we turn to other friends..

but when there's no one there...

We are left alone...

and eventually turn Emo (not elmo) when we don't deal with it positively.

So here are a few examples of how we can deal with the pain (Positively):

1)Dancing

*Nothing like dancing to get rid of em blues...
Whoopeeeee... nuts bananas doink!



2) Singing / Play music


*For those who can't play any musical instrument, you can do what Elmo does (hit someone on the head when they're wearing a lid of a trash can... That'll work just as well...)




3) Praying

*Note: That's St.Elmo
(I just thought it's cool that there's a saint named Elmo)



4) Writing... Writing out how you feel Helps....


*Write your heart out... it's good...
then throw away the paper when you're done..


5) Crying helps


*Cry Bitch! Cry! That's what you get for being a BITCH!
Hahah.. it's Britney Bitch!



6) Do something healthy.... There's so many...
(I can't think of any right now)


*Like Eating veggies...
(or whatever that makes you feel good)


7) Exercise (what about sexercise?)


*Endorphins are good painkillers/pleasure inducing.


8) Listening to music

*Nothing like a good song to get you going...


9) Talk to your Dog (or if you have a fish or an object, that'll do)


*And on our left is you can see a rocket taking off to outer space..
Oh Crap it just hit the moon!
OMG! The Moon just split into two!
This is massive shit wei!
(And all that happened just after I got hurt by my friend...)




Well, if you still want to be friends with that someone...

Here are a few things you can do....

1) Find some alone time with your friend.

*But don't talk about building a house!
(*does the Jeremy WTF face that Dave likes)



2)Tell him/her how you feel. (in this case, hurt)


*Not this kinda hurt! This'll get you nothing but...an Election
(*note: Chinese speaking can't pronounce "R", they read "R" as "L"..)
Election....

This kind....


*That's more like it...



3)Normally your friend will respond by saying stuff like..
he was just joking/didn't mean it...

Like this....


*Bloody baffoon...

4)Say to your friend.. Sincerely...
That doesn't matter if it was a joke or not... It still hurt...
(Bloody Baffoon!)


Hopefully the two of you will reconcile...
and your friend learns not to use negative humor again..
Especially on you...






but if talking to your friend doesn't work... Then perhaps he/she is not worth being your friend...


*So sad to lose friends la...




For all you know, if you don't deal with it the hurt properly.. you might end up like...

This....

*ok.. maybe that's an exaggeration


or.... Self Concealed/Non-Trusting




So....... Heal...... Properly... because.....

"Sometimes time doesn't heal,
No Not at all,
Just stand still,
While we fall,
In or out of Love again I know
I'm gonna win you back
When you've got eyes like that...
(Elmo's freaky eyes)
You won't let me in...."
-Jack Johnson, If I had Eyes (like Elmo)

*I made up the Elmo part... Hellooo!

and again... Elmo is NOT an animal....