By posting up another entry!!!!
I guess how to be Elmo will be the last post for the time being. When I get back to college, I won't blogging so often. I don't have my own camera and internet access.
So,
I'll be inviting a few friends to contribute to this blog on How To...just that it will be more sensible and useful, I hope, and also twisted, I hope... :D
If you want to contribute, you can always e-mail me, vincent_lwh88@yahoo.com
Cheers for now :D
Thursday, February 28, 2008
...to be Elmo?
Dedicate this to Kevin Lau Malau, who is going to turn 5 tomorrow. He sparked an idea for this though :D
Happy turning five again. Next year you're 21 ;)
Here's what you have to do.
First,
Get a picture of Elmo! *ha ha ha-Elmo style*
Then, have a look at that picture.
Let's see what we can get from the picture.
Elmo :
(i) is red
(ii) has fur
(iii) has a orange nose
(iv) has big bubbly eyes
(v) IS A MONSTER! (they even got a monster's day song, so don't argue with me!)
What you have to do next is,
(i) Paint your face red.
No, not like Darth Maul. Something more like this. The girl on the left.
Well just red.
(ii) Get some fur.
Tip: Get a red fur coat! No one will notice.
(iii) Get an orange nose.
I'll tell u what...Why don't you just go to the toilet and wash off the red paint, and then paint your nose with orange! *TA DA!*
Maybe what you could do is, take an orange and...
(iv) Eyes
First,
Get this machine. Something we use for high-g testing...
...or this...
...where the space visitor had his training i suppose...
...then, put yourself inside and you will get this...
...don't you think they have the same eyes...
TA DA!! Congratulations on becoming Elmo! A MONSTER!!!
Happy turning five again. Next year you're 21 ;)
Here's what you have to do.
First,
Get a picture of Elmo! *ha ha ha-Elmo style*
Then, have a look at that picture.
Let's see what we can get from the picture.
Elmo :
(i) is red
(ii) has fur
(iii) has a orange nose
(iv) has big bubbly eyes
(v) IS A MONSTER! (they even got a monster's day song, so don't argue with me!)
What you have to do next is,
(i) Paint your face red.
No, not like Darth Maul. Something more like this. The girl on the left.Well just red.
(ii) Get some fur.Tip: Get a red fur coat! No one will notice.
(iii) Get an orange nose.I'll tell u what...Why don't you just go to the toilet and wash off the red paint, and then paint your nose with orange! *TA DA!*
Maybe what you could do is, take an orange and...
...and put it over your nose. :D
(iv) Eyes
First,
Get this machine. Something we use for high-g testing...
...or this...
...where the space visitor had his training i suppose......then, put yourself inside and you will get this...
...don't you think they have the same eyes...
TA DA!! Congratulations on becoming Elmo! A MONSTER!!!
With all due respect, that pilot there is going through 9g. That's 9 times your own body weight man. Experiencing G force is like when you're driving round a tight turn and you feel yourself pushing against the car seat.
Going down these thing gives you only about 2g.
I really wonder how if I'm really serious about joining the air force or just try the g-testing machine out.
I guess the title would have to be...How to be more sepet?
Check the videos out
Going down these thing gives you only about 2g.
I really wonder how if I'm really serious about joining the air force or just try the g-testing machine out.
I guess the title would have to be...How to be more sepet?
Check the videos out
Monday, February 25, 2008
...make an Indian film?
All right, I suppose a great amount of people knows how to make a great Indian film and some might have written about this as well.
For those who don't know, let's get started. NOW!!!
All right.
In every story there is a plot. To get the right plot for the movie, make sure you have these elements in your own movie.
First,
You need actors! *drum crash*
Boy, always the hero. (Shahrukh Khan)
Girl, never the heroine. (Deepika Padukone)
When boy meets girl, and girl meets boy....They fall in love and they start dancing!!
So,
What you need next is a beautiful piece of land like this...
...crap, that's too big!...
...he transforms back and they jump to some other place...
...jumps back to the pillar instead of a tree, and kisses the girl...
...I said too soon.
Girl : Owh, look! It stopped snowing.
Boy: Yeah....I know. *Why did she stop?!?!?!?!*
For those who don't know, let's get started. NOW!!!
All right.
In every story there is a plot. To get the right plot for the movie, make sure you have these elements in your own movie.
First,
You need actors! *drum crash*
Boy, always the hero. (Shahrukh Khan)
Girl, never the heroine. (Deepika Padukone)A joker is a must have in every single Indian film, here are the top two in the industry:
Vivek
and
Vadivelu
Police officers play a very important role in the movie, they always arrive with a cane under their armpit. Well, I guess thats what they always do??
Owh, not to forget the mustache.
Fight scenes are very important as well. It is one of the highlights as these heroes will never get hurt.
Thats not right. He's bleeding.
Holy CRAP! Suddenly he becomes like Saruman, standing on the train.
I wonder what's with him touching his mustache.
I just shaved. I can't do that now, can I?
Vivekand
Vadivelu
Police officers play a very important role in the movie, they always arrive with a cane under their armpit. Well, I guess thats what they always do??
Owh, not to forget the mustache.
Fight scenes are very important as well. It is one of the highlights as these heroes will never get hurt.
Thats not right. He's bleeding.
This is more like it.
Holy CRAP! Suddenly he becomes like Saruman, standing on the train.
I wonder what's with him touching his mustache.
I just shaved. I can't do that now, can I?
So,
What you need next is a beautiful piece of land like this...
...and a tree in the middle, like this...
...crap, that's too big!...
...that's better.
In an Indian movie, it will not be complete if there are no dance scenes. Believe me, they are like jumpers man! How on earth do they do that?
...then the guy suddenly jumps into a crowd in a foreign land...
...and jumps back and tries to kiss the girl, she avoids...
...they start dancing again...
It starts like this...
...then the guy suddenly jumps into a crowd in a foreign land...
...and jumps back and tries to kiss the girl, she avoids...
...they start dancing again...
...suddenly he becomes a girl, look at me!!...
...he transforms back and they jump to some other place...
...to find himself surrounded by white chicks...
...jumps back to the pillar instead of a tree, and kisses the girl...
...I said too soon.
Girl : Owh, look! It stopped snowing.Boy: Yeah....I know. *Why did she stop?!?!?!?!*
Check this out, even Ribena starts to flex their muscles on Bollywood!
Saturday, February 23, 2008
...enjoy a can of mango juice?
All right, I guess for the time being I will blogging about "How To...(s)". So here goes!
I would like to dedicate this to Belinda a.k.a Mambo. XD
Objective: To get the juice out of the tin!
First,
You get a can of mango juice! *cheers!*
Next,
Get the right tool for the job. Something we call a can opener.
Tool A
Status: Useless
Lifespan: 5 years
Remarks: Easy to use, not lasting.
I would like to dedicate this to Belinda a.k.a Mambo. XD
Objective: To get the juice out of the tin!
First,
You get a can of mango juice! *cheers!*
Next,
Get the right tool for the job. Something we call a can opener.
Tool AStatus: Useless
Lifespan: 5 years
Remarks: Easy to use, not lasting.
Tool B
Status: Still working
Lifespan: 20-30 years? We inherited it from our previous tenant. That was before I even existed man. No kidding, ask my mother.
Remarks: Requires precise aiming skills and a fair amount of strength, I wonder how long more before it gets into the bin.
My choice?
*drum rolls*
I don't have one.
*sighs*
What to do? You just have to make the best out of whatever that is available.
So,
Here goes,
Can opening 101,
Pierce a hole in the centre. Try to make sure that it is..........AH!! You just have to poke it here and there,turn it left and right, and u get this. Remember, poke it in deep!
Status: Still working
Lifespan: 20-30 years? We inherited it from our previous tenant. That was before I even existed man. No kidding, ask my mother.
Remarks: Requires precise aiming skills and a fair amount of strength, I wonder how long more before it gets into the bin.
My choice?
*drum rolls*
I don't have one.
*sighs*
What to do? You just have to make the best out of whatever that is available.
So,
Here goes,
Can opening 101,
Pierce a hole in the centre. Try to make sure that it is..........AH!! You just have to poke it here and there,turn it left and right, and u get this. Remember, poke it in deep!
*TA DA!*
Then,
You pour the MANGO juice into a jug like this....
...and serve into a cup like this...
You pour the MANGO juice into a jug like this....
...and serve into a cup like this...
...and enjoy the taste of mango juice like this...
...only to find out that it ISN'T MANGO juice but PINEAPPLE juice...
...and finally into the bin...
...the end!
Owh, crap!I forgot!
...only to find out that it ISN'T MANGO juice but PINEAPPLE juice...
...and finally into the bin...
...the end!Owh, crap!I forgot!
Friday, February 22, 2008
...start a blog?
Here's what you have to do:
First,
Open a web browser. Then you type "www.blogspot.com" on the address bar and press enter, since I'm using blogspot, so what the heck. Refer to the picture
You will see this page. Follow the 3 easy steps to create a blog. Click "create your blog now". It's the arrow in orange. Do it now!
Then,
Fill in the particulars to create a google account. (Note: This process will only create a google account.)
If you look at the circles at the bottom, it states "indicates that you have read and understand Blogger's Terms of Service".
Tip: Just check the bloody box, simple!!
After that,
You will have to name your blog. Fill in the particulars at the box indicated with the red arrow. As you can see, my blog's name is "How to???". Then click the big orange arrow.
Next,
Choose a template. It's the layout for your blog. Just pick one and check the circle. Again, click the orange arrow once you are done.
Finally! *drum rolls*
You have created your blog! *cheers*
TA DA!
Owh, not to forget! Starting blogging! Just fill in the title and the body. Click publish post and you get what you are reading now.
Note: Drafts are autosaved from time to time, not to worry! :)
WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!
First,
Open a web browser. Then you type "www.blogspot.com" on the address bar and press enter, since I'm using blogspot, so what the heck. Refer to the picture
Picture 1
Next,You will see this page. Follow the 3 easy steps to create a blog. Click "create your blog now". It's the arrow in orange. Do it now!
Fill in the particulars to create a google account. (Note: This process will only create a google account.)
If you look at the circles at the bottom, it states "indicates that you have read and understand Blogger's Terms of Service".
Tip: Just check the bloody box, simple!!
After that,
You will have to name your blog. Fill in the particulars at the box indicated with the red arrow. As you can see, my blog's name is "How to???". Then click the big orange arrow.
Next,
Choose a template. It's the layout for your blog. Just pick one and check the circle. Again, click the orange arrow once you are done.
Finally! *drum rolls*
You have created your blog! *cheers*
TA DA!
Owh, not to forget! Starting blogging! Just fill in the title and the body. Click publish post and you get what you are reading now.
Note: Drafts are autosaved from time to time, not to worry! :)WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!
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