...to be Elmo?

Dedicate this to Kevin Lau Malau, who is going to turn 5 tomorrow. He sparked an idea for this though :D
Happy turning five again. Next year you're 21 ;)

Here's what you have to do.

First,

Get a picture of Elmo! *ha ha ha-Elmo style*
Then, have a look at that picture.

Let's see what we can get from the picture.
Elmo :
(i) is red
(ii) has fur
(iii) has a orange nose
(iv) has big bubbly eyes
(v) IS A MONSTER! (they even got a monster's day song, so don't argue with me!)

What you have to do next is,


(i) Paint your face red.

No, not like Darth Maul. Something more like this. The girl on the left.
Well just red.

(ii) Get some fur.

Tip: Get a red fur coat! No one will notice.

(iii) Get an orange nose.

I'll tell u what...Why don't you just go to the toilet and wash off the red paint, and then paint your nose with orange! *TA DA!*

Maybe what you could do is, take an orange and...

...and put it over your nose. :D

(iv) Eyes

First,

Get this machine. Something we use for high-g testing...

...or this...

...where the space visitor had his training i suppose...
...then, put yourself inside and you will get this...

...don't you think they have the same eyes...


TA DA!! Congratulations on becoming Elmo! A MONSTER!!!

With all due respect, that pilot there is going through 9g. That's 9 times your own body weight man. Experiencing G force is like when you're driving round a tight turn and you feel yourself pushing against the car seat.

Going down these thing gives you only about 2g.




I really wonder how if I'm really serious about joining the air force or just try the g-testing machine out.

I guess the title would have to be...How to be more sepet?

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