...make an Indian film?

All right, I suppose a great amount of people knows how to make a great Indian film and some might have written about this as well.

For those who don't know, let's get started. NOW!!!

All right.
In every story there is a plot. To get the right plot for the movie, make sure you have these elements in your own movie.


First,

You need actors! *drum crash*

Boy, always the hero. (Shahrukh Khan)

Girl, never the heroine. (Deepika Padukone)

A joker is a must have in every single Indian film, here are the top two in the industry:

Vivek
and
Vadivelu

Police officers play a very important role in the movie, they always arrive with a cane under their armpit. Well, I guess thats what they always do??
Owh, not to forget the mustache.


Fight scenes are very important as well. It is one of the highlights as these heroes will never get hurt.

Thats not right. He's bleeding.

This is more like it.

Holy CRAP! Suddenly he becomes like Saruman, standing on the train.



I wonder what's with him touching his mustache.


I just shaved. I can't do that now, can I?

When boy meets girl, and girl meets boy....They fall in love and they start dancing!!

So,

What you need next is a beautiful piece of land like this...

...and a tree in the middle, like this...

...crap, that's too big!...

...that's better.

In an Indian movie, it will not be complete if there are no dance scenes. Believe me, they are like jumpers man! How on earth do they do that?

It starts like this...

...then the guy suddenly jumps into a crowd in a foreign land...

...and jumps back and tries to kiss the girl, she avoids...

...they start dancing again...

...suddenly he becomes a girl, look at me!!...

...he transforms back and they jump to some other place...

...to find himself surrounded by white chicks...

...jumps back to the pillar instead of a tree, and kisses the girl...







...I said too soon.

Girl : Owh, look! It stopped snowing.
Boy: Yeah....I know. *Why did she stop?!?!?!?!*

Check this out, even Ribena starts to flex their muscles on Bollywood!